OH also there’s this great French B-movie, Bloody Mallory, that’s so bad it’s delightful, I mean check out this summary:

Mallory is the head of an elite government-run strike force dedicated to combating the supernatural. Her team includes the drag queen Vena Cava, an explosives expert; a mute, pre-teen telepath capable of possessing others named Talking Tina. When the newly elected pope is kidnapped by strange, masked attackers who resist the bullets of the pope’s bodyguards, Mallory is approached to lead the rescue.

Tracking the kidnappers to a pocket dimension containing an entire village that had vanished off the map several years earlier, Mallory and her team are joined by Père Carras, a priest trained in the martial arts and one of the bodyguards present at the time of the pope’s kidnapping. Their search for the pope eventually leads to Lady Valentine, a centuries-old vampire who survived being beheaded during the French Revolution, and her mission to summon Abaddon, a fallen angel that will cover the world in darkness.

DOES ANYTHING IN THE WORLD GET BETTER THAN THAT NO I THINK NOT

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    I CLEARLY NEED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE
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    I neeeeeeed this.
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    this movie looks amazing ohmygods
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  18. neornithes said: A drag queen named Vena Cava? My life will be incomplete now until I watch this
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